Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Are you out of your mind, bro? Why did you pull out your dick? Okay, at least I'm gonna come

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

I got lost in the woods and now I'm standing here sucking a stranger's dick

Stranger fuck-up 😢 I'm going to my husband's with sperm in my mouth

Guy threw a student sex party - give a stranger a pussy, it'll make you feel better

He promised to carry me in his arms, but so far it's just on his dick, but to orgasm

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

At the university, you can say you're late because you sucked a guy's dick

Girl simulator - fuck doggystyle, cum in your mouth. Click!

She told me to go in, I went in, so I asked the stranger for directions

Love that Asian girl - especially getting her throat on my cock

Darling, I'm finally fucking you, not a friend. Let's come at the same time

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The secretary's dick is in her throat and the wife comes in? I'll fuck them both!

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

She masturbated in the office, and she didn't suck me off - suck it or I'll fire you!

- What's up your ass, maids? - So you're the one who's fucked it up! 😱

Fucked her by the car and fucked her. How did you spend the last day of summer?

I tell her that a dick in the ass doesn't hurt, and she doesn't believe me 🤷🏻‍♂️

Your dick is fucking huge, bro! I squirted the first time I came

You give a classmate a cunnilingus, and that's it, now she's happy even with a creampie