Neighbor, are your pipes okay? Can I check it myself?

The stranger clearly has a low blow — she is ready to give it to the first man she meets

"Fuck me, but don't mind your neighbor, she'll never be woken up."

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

My husband didn't leave any money, but he called the handyman — I'll pay with my body

The masseur also brought me to a squirt! I'll make an appointment for a second session right away

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

"Here's the money, take your clothes off. Just keep in mind, I want to go without a condom."

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

Declared a week of blowjobs, because she won't have sex these days either

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you

You're home from work? Get your dick out quick, I want to suck it

And this one too — instead of fmf she gave a guy a rubber doll to fuck

We'll fuck on the balcony and I don't care what the neighbors think

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

He called a stranger a "nipple," and she was not offended — the pickup was a success

Cum right in her pussy — I know she likes it

We can be fined for fucking by the roadside, let's go under the bridge

"Anya, be quiet, or my girlfriend will hear you sucking cock."

We pretend to take pictures, but we are looking for a place to get laid

A pickup artist knows how to warm up a stranger — with wild sex, of course

Didn't let the girl go for a walk, because there are more important things to do at home

Do you play Dota? Don't forget to check the girl, in case she cheats already

Sister, can't you seduce a teacher? Come on, I'll teach you everything