The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

Hey, I even licked your ass and you didn't give me a blowjob

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

Friend girl, don't go to sleep — I'm about to cum and it's your turn

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

She was in pain and begging to be fucked — I dropped everything to twist her on his dick

I hear masseurs make whores squirt, make me squirt too

Professionals don't get distracted from their work, even when their clients are sucking them off

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Silly but titsy customer fucked up by the price and spread her legs

You have to kiss your girlfriend after you fuck her — so what if there's sperm in her mouth

That's my dick, and that's my wife over there. I'm waiting for my turn to fuck her

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

I won't spend money on pussy, I'll take my sister to a picnic and she'll give it to me