It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Checked to see if I could bring her to orgasm without my cock - yes, 3 times!

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Sperm gushing out of his mouth as the tentacle went all the way through his body

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!