"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Girl, who works out like that? You can't burn calories without a dick in your ass

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

Show your tits and take off your panties, beach sex is romantic

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

Teased my ass, hinted at all sorts of things, but my dick is still in my throat

What a short skirt! It's a good thing I fucked and not someone else

She rubbed her dick longer than she jumped on it, and I almost cum

Bitches have come and gone — not everyone can handle two-cock fucking