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She's not wearing panties, what's that supposed to mean? Is that an implication that she needs to be fucked?

He came inside, and there's so much sperm, it's gonna fly now

I came inside her, so what? It was good for her and me, right?

Pulled up a realtor's skirt and fucked a doggystyle for only 100 bucks

Every client gets an orgasm and a blowjob! I'm rented, but my apartment is not 😏

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝

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I forgot about my lover in the closet and I'm jerking off... Come out, I need my dick!

Offered to film the homework, gave on camera without question - I'll get married!

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

I wasn't going to cum in you, but oops - now you're a mom-to-be!