I'd rather be a father than a speed-freak

Fucking doesn't make you cum in your throat, but I need an orgasm, so fuck me

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Loly Lips let me cum in her pussy, but I didn't risk it

You're kind of skinny for a big dick — I'll stick my finger in first

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

And why is she so many times and I only one? But abundantly

Remember, baby — he who fucks decides where he comes

Did I buy nice underwear for nothing? Stop staring and fuck

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work in his new underwear, so he can put me on his dick right away