Lost your virginity? No problem, let's use our dick between your legs. 👌🏻

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

Brunette improvises with a surprise new year's morning — it worked

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

We haven't fucked all night, I can't wait to get on your dick

And this one too — instead of fmf she gave a guy a rubber doll to fuck

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

The boss went back to the secretary to check her professional suitability

The secretary knows you have to suck the boss's dick when you get the job

Just touched the clitoris, and the girl already wants to fuck

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!