I've already sucked on an iPhone, so maybe I can fuck around on a car, too

Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

The secretary knows you have to suck the boss's dick when you get the job

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

Just touched the clitoris, and the girl already wants to fuck

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!