Brunette improvises with a surprise new year's morning — it worked

Honey, jerk me off with your legs, I can always make you a creampie

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

Honey, you're just in time, I'm tired of masturbating myself

And this one too — instead of fmf she gave a guy a rubber doll to fuck

I will not include Morgenstern in the cab, but I will play with the pee

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

The boss went back to the secretary to check her professional suitability

Just touched the clitoris, and the girl already wants to fuck

How can you study for a test when you have a friend like that around you?

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!