She hopes I'll let her go to work without sperm in her pussy, and in vain

Already cumming, but that's no problem - there's sperm for your face

Honey, jerk me off with your legs, I can always make you a creampie

I clamp her mouth shut and the neighbors won't know how many times a day we fuck

How can you study for a test when you have a friend like that around you?

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!