Oh, my God, you got me pregnant! Oh, well. you're the one wearing the condom

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

How can I not judge you after that? I'm asleep and you start fucking me

My mom doesn't hear me jerking off at night, so she won't notice that either

I'm not comfortable jerking off and talking on the phone. I'll cum and call you back

Wow, those balls are really showing. I'd play with those and fuck her

My sister got me to have sex again! But this time, no creampie

I squeezed the tits and determined they're the right size, I'd splurge on those 💦

Scramble me and I'll go - fuck faking it 🙄

Stepmother's on edge, I'm gonna fuck her, she looks like she wants a dick, like

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

Finger in ass - orgasm, cum on ass - orgasm! Erogenous zone 🍑

Took a Spanish fly, so as not to be modest on a first date

Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

Show your tits and take off your panties, beach sex is romantic

Chief, you can cum on my stockings, just give me a bigger bonus

Wow, you've got tits now! Now you can fuck, right?

Am I not getting laid or is it the psychologist? But she's so fuckable, I couldn't resist

Yes, that Asian girl is nice, but I like her tits better — that's where I'm going to cum

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Yeah, not wearing panties to work is a hint of a bonus, not a fuck

One in anal, the other in pussy - fucked both to orgasm

You're sticking your dick in my ass. 👆 You get tips for that

I like your dick, bro - we're stepbrothers, can I suck your dick?