Does ero massage and fucking come with it? Then I'll come inside you too 😏

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

Oh, is that a creampie? - Don't worry, I'm the one who took a dump in your ass

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

And why would you jerk yourself off when there are so many strangers in the hotel 🤷‍♀️

If she ignores you, stick your dick up her ass, she'll pay attention to you

Usually you have to beg for anal, but this one came and sat on her ass herself

Anal is a favorite form of contraception. Put it in your ass, it won't get in

Dressed nice, but like a whore, you get dick instead of compliments

I'm coming and you're still on my dick! You're gonna jerk off, don't you want to be a mom?

Why did you take your dick out of your ass? You should have come inside already 💦

You're the one who cums like that? I'll lick it all off and I'll be good as new. 👌🏻

My husband came and I didn't! Let him bring a neighbor to orgasms then

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

My brother ruined my date. It's okay, he's got a dick too, I'll fuck him

Seduced my brother twice - he both fucked me and writes an essay for me

Fucking hell, he fucks me - good thing I risked giving him a blowjob

Typical teammate on my team - she gets fucked in the throat while WE get fucked!

A penis will fit in here for sure, I tell you! There'll even be room for a creampie

Sat on top and showed her how to be fucked to orgasm

Put your dick in here and I'll be cramping for a minute. Shall we test it?

It's embarrassing to blackmail my sister, but how else can I get her to have sex?

He fucked me hard in the throat, but I apologized. He licked my ass gently