Did it fly, or was it a fuck-up? You sure didn't see that coming

I sat on her face and I was happier, I had an orgasm

Are you sure you're a plumber? Cause I see your pipes are leaking. 😏

I don't even know her name, but her tits are about to get a massive blowjob 💦

"Good morning, time to cum!" - That's how a wife should start the day

If you come on her twice during sex, that's love, bro

Look at the way she's got her pretty legs up, so the dick goes right up to her balls

I like sex in the morning 😌 Especially when I'm fucking my sleepy sister

What tits 😍 Jerk off and show them off, you don't even have to fuck them

Let's have one more shivering orgasm and then we'll cum - dibs on you

Stepmom's a heavy sleeper, so she won't mind if I piss on her ass

That's how you give your sister a massage - now she's got a creampie in her pussy

She gave me a blowjob to cure my ailment 😳 What medicine has come to

Asked for tender sex - got it, creampie thanked 💦

I just asked about BDSM and a minute later I was in handcuffs

How did you bring me to orgasm? Easy - took her by the throat and threatened to creampie

He licked, he fucks first, and I'll suck you while you wait, it's all fair

Fuck me first, then compare who's a bigger slut, me or mom

I showed you my tits for a reason. Lick them to make you come

Are you sure your dick will fully enter and not tear me up? 😱

I open my mouth and he'll know it's in there, not in there

You can't jerk off in a hostel, but you can come in me, so fuck me

I've had two orgasms, the third one I'm gonna put salt inside her, fair enough

She asked me to study anatomy, so I studied her tight pussy