I look at my friend's tits and realize that we're about to have a foursome

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Son, I didn't knock on your door, and I'm not coming out of here without a creampie

Driver, I don't have any money and I don't want to walk

Fucked the sisters, and whose ass was better, but tried fmf

Honey, I surprised you, but did you cum on my face?

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Cheat to the fullest: after creampie fuck the anus, I want cum everywhere

Did you burn your stepmother in her underwear? Fuck her right away so you don't jerk off to her later

Mom jerks off and doesn't cums. So she can't get enough of my dick

"Gave up" my friend's wife right in the park, and I can fuck her at home, too

I won't suck for any dishes! But I'll stand up without a problem

- I didn't have a dick... - So you're jerking off! So you're almost not a virgin

Ouch, that wasn't our agreement! You stuck me in without asking, and in the ass, too!

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt

Oops, got caught jerking off - don't go on, spread your beautiful legs for dick

I love a guy and I won't hang up even if I have his friend's dick in me

Brother, develop your anus! I'm ashamed in front of my boyfriend that I'm a virgin in my ass

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you