How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

Daughter, don't close your eyes, but learn - stick your fingers in and cum

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

A finger in my ass made me cum, so what happens when I put my penis in there?

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum