Dad, what are you doing?! I'll make a deal with my mom, and then fuck her, she'll burn us

She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

You're fucking wet, if I fuck you now, you'll come, I tell you!

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

I didn't cum in you, don't worry! I promised on your face, I will

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

You can watch me cum, but don't touch it with your hands

I don't give my wife cunnilingus myself - let a friend lick her to orgasms

Fucking publicly in the pool and not embarrassed, so she learned how to swim

Everybody should see those tits! So I'm fucking her at the panoramic windows

How can you sleep when you're next to such an asshole - help, daddy won't know

Ero massage? I thought it was going to be a regular... Well, you get me hot, you fuck me

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

You can't just sleep in the same bed with your mother, you have to fuck!