My tits are bigger than your girlfriend's, and I suck better, you wanna fuck?

They're arguing over my dick! I'm gonna fuck them both right now

Chief, don't fire me, please. I can work with my head and swallow cum

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

I didn't realize who took a dump on my daughter, only her stepdad was sleeping next to her

She's getting naked 👀 I'll fuck her with a creampie if she's not shy

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

I could have fucked her for two more hours, but I came on her face, for fuck's sake

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

I go to my neighbor's house, I put my dick right up - she loves to fuck ☝️

Her ass is at risk ⚠️ Yeah, I want to fuck her in more than just her pussy

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Just wanted to put my drunk sister to bed (and had to fuck her 🔞)

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Friend girl came, what about me? I want to orgasm like that

Cum in her mouth, but she couldn't get enough, she sat on his dick to get the cum inside

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat