Honey, I surprised you, but did you cum on my face?

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Mom jerks off and doesn't cums. So she can't get enough of my dick

"Gave up" my friend's wife right in the park, and I can fuck her at home, too

- I didn't have a dick... - So you're jerking off! So you're almost not a virgin

Don't be impertinent, or you'll get sperm all over your skirt (and I did!)

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt

You're fucking wet, if I fuck you now, you'll come, I tell you!

I love a guy and I won't hang up even if I have his friend's dick in me

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Quiet, it's only anal! If you shout, I'll slap you in the face

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I fucked my mother's friend, but not a word to her! In case she gets jealous

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

Fuck, I think my mom was awake while I was cumming in her mouth 🤦

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

Why so, sister... Now until I fuck you up, I won't let you go