I invited a girl over and she's getting fucked. Eh, I thought I was the only one she'd give

I already squirted, now I'm waiting for a creampie to lick it off

You had a multi-orgasm - now suck the cock that brought it on

Loves to have a big dick in her ass, so she only gives to Negroes

It's not scary to fly when you have the sperm of your cuckold husband and his friend

How rude, for what? I asked you to cum, and you destroyed me

She put her own ass on the line, and now she's surprised by the anal crepe 🤷‍♂

My sister asks for cunnilingus, and I'd like to fuck her. Lick her, what if she gives it to me later?

Let's fuck the landlord? The fmf will allow you not to pay rent

If you fuck your friend, come in the ass! You can't ruin a friendship by getting pregnant

I only come with a squirt, but you have to fuck me to do that, right?

You want a negro girl, go ahead, but only in fmf, I want one too

Student, I'll give you an "A" if you get your dick out

Oh, honey, I'm cumming in my friend again - help me, help me out

You came without panties, and you licked your balls, so I'll fuck you

Did you burn your stepmother in her underwear? Fuck her right away so you don't jerk off to her later

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

Holy shit, friend girl, are you fucking Wansday? I want in, let me in

Whoa, where do you think you're going? Fuck you like that, remember

And I'm not a whore, and the driver is married, but you have to pay for the trip

The clitoris should be rubbed, then licked - the orgasm will make her shiver

You say you're tired at work? You're about to fuckin' suck my dick