No cash for the courier — you can always pay for delivery with a mint

"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

I had to give my sister 5,000 because she's really good at fucking

I'm not a whore, but I'll show you my tits and take you in my mouth for money

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Losing sister willingly grants brother's salivating wish