What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

Neighbor, will you fuck me? I'm not fucking, I just came by to meet you

I showed my boobs to a virgin and he liked it, so now I can develop legs

Dude, you gotta understand, so we don't fight, just fuck me good

Stop jerking off, I've got a boner. Honey, you ready to cum?

I'm not wearing clothes, but I don't have a dick in me. Where do we start, blowjob?

Seduction happened in this office - that's how she wants a bonus 💦

Fitonya knows how to turn a guy on with her round ass

A girl let an unfaithful guy watch her cum on the face of another

Husband let her go on vacation alone, and she cheated on him with a stranger

Forget the distance learning and go fuck your mom

I'm going to see a therapist and I'm going to hold out for the entire of No Nut November. Oh, that didn't help

Poured thick cum in her red pussy and she also jerked off with it

She almost fainted — hard sex in front of her lover

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

She fucked my mouth, I'm shocked! She could have just jumped on my dick

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

Honey, is it possible to take the temperature with a vagina? Okay, come on

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

The guy's far away, and here's my brother looking at the holes. Do you dare stick it in?

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂