I'll give it to him, I need it! He's got almost a million in Hamster Kombat 🐹

I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle

Plumber, you're here! My pipes are clogged, waiting to be fucked with

Is that a creampie? Well, happy New Year, honey, I guess you're a father now

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Neighbor, be a friend, cum on your hair — they say it's good for you

I tried, I fucked the realtor from the bottom of my heart, and she didn't even give me a discount

Sister, are you really a pervert? Find yourself a boyfriend and fuck him

Friend girl, what are you doing in my tent? Okay, keep sucking

Oh, I'm so fucking hot! Hey you, around the corner, come here, you're gonna fuck me

Fill me with sperm so that I scream from the risk of getting high

Sweetie, let me in the ass, I want to put it in the anus (I didn't let it in)

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

I'm fucking my daughter's friend and I'm fucking myself, but what can I do?

Friend girl, you suck better than you explain. How do you do it in the pussy?

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I got stuck on purpose, so that he could fuck me and I could cum

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

I'll have time to blow a stranger, because the ropeway is so slow

Bro, how about this: you touch my boobs, but don't tell your mom about porn?

Tangled up in handcuffs? Suck me, I'll help you, don't leave me in the lurch

A friend girl noticed that I got horny while I was taking pictures of her for Twitter