What, your girlfriend doesn't give it to you in the anus? You're in luck, friend, come on in

Invited a neighbor to come inside, but he came in from the back door

"Fuck that ass" — miniature bitch set to cum from anal

It's good to be a programmer — I fixed my laptop and now I have it up my ass

You can't surprise anyone with a pussy anymore — I'll give it to him in the anus and he'll go fuck himself

If you want to make me feel good, get your ass ready, but anyone can suck my dick

I told the foreman right away to fuck harder and cum in the ass

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you