"Fuck me, but don't mind your neighbor, she'll never be woken up."

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

Roommate, give me money for the room. If you don't have the money, give me your ass

- Brother, can we fuck? - No problem, your ass is always worth it

First a blowjob, then I'll give you a squirt, because you've already spread your legs

Let's do homework so my husband can jerk off to me instead of porn

How beautifully cum flows from the tender vagina of a redheaded nymphomaniac

Sit on your dick and put your ass on it, little lady, or I'll arrest you

Sister, no, I won't let you go on a date — I'll fuck an ass like that myself

I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

I gave it to him once, and he fucked me so hard I didn't recognize my pussy

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

Tipping Delivery Club courier often, but this is the first time

I hope it's not a dream, but a real guy from the site came and fucked me

She licked the house and her husband's dick and gave it to him in the pussy — good hostess

If I tell a cab driver I'm not wearing panties, he'll fuck me and forget about the money

Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

What kind of brother are you if you don't help me cum, put it in already 🥹

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

And this one too — instead of fmf she gave a guy a rubber doll to fuck

Do you also have to pay for repairs? Well, it's easier for me with my body than with my money

Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first