I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

I asked not to distract you, but if you want an orgasm, you'll have an orgasm

Her boyfriend doesn't want to suck her dick, but she gives her brother a pussy

Hey, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my laptop! Oh, I'll give it to you for the creampie

I don't like to sleep alone, I'd rather sleep with a roommate! And as a bonus, I get cum on my ass

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

I was just peeking at the redheaded neighbor, but was caught

Who plays hide-and-seek without panties? Oh, I get it-- that's a hint of sex

She watched an anime porn and immediately wanted a dick — it's good that the guy is home

Ignoring your boner? I'm going to cum, don't choke on it

Oh, I got it in time. One more second, and I could have been a daddy

She didn't let me finish, she didn't swallow the sperm, again...

You know, friend, I'm fucking sick of being friends with you, take off your pants

You dare touch my dick? We're friends, now lick my balls

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Asked her boyfriend to film sex on camera so she could brag about it

Did you say you missed me? So prove it by opening your mouth and sucking your dick

She doesn't draw that well, but she gives it to me in the pussy — I love those kind of portraits

Hmm, licked my balls... I get it, she's about to take my dick down her throat

My wife won't let me, but my friend girl doesn't wear panties, so I snapped

Why don't you just do it already? I can't cum without my dick inside, and neither can you