Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

Honey, you're the boss at work, but at home you lick my pussy, okay?

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

Sunshine, be patient, it will definitely help get you out of the washer

Chose games over sex? Find a different approach — from under the covers

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Tired of reading a book — sucking dick is much more interesting