Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you