Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you