Without a condom, I only put it in my pussy, judging by my anus, I get fucked in my ass

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Honey, don't just sit on your dick — jerk it off with your feet first

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you