Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

My husband is screwing some bitch, and I'm not making a scene, I'm gathering dirt

What's there to rub if we can fuck until we break the bed

Son, I put duct tape over my mouth so as not to wake up my dad — fuck already

To keep the girl from coming out looking like that, cum on her clothes

I'll write to a hottie from a dating site, maybe she'll come and give it to me in the anus

Neighbors come to meet me, but they all leave shagged

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

Husband fucks his girlfriend behind his pregnant wife's back

With an ass like that, you belong on a cock. Come on, I'll fill you with cum

Asking for pantyhose to rip and cum - understood, accepted, handled 🫡

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You're a sex addict, and so am I - fuck me, bro, we're alike in that way

Thought we were friends, but she offered sex, so I took advantage of her

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Will you fuck me right now? I'm getting my holes all wet

The nurse mixed up the vaccine, but didn't leave the patient with a boner

Letting the cute neighbor use the washing machine and his dick

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

What's the best place to start: work or maybe pay right away, neighbor?

Blowjobs don't make you come, bro, but fucking you and you had four orgasms

You could have just said thank you, but that's okay too 😏

Oops, fucked the girl's sister - but I had nothing to do with it, they have the same asses!

Neighbor, you have a bigger dick than my boyfriend. I'll come back tomorrow