Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

That's it, I won't give my son any more, not even for a massage — I'll look for fuckers outside the house

Good 🔥 She found an abandoned house for us to have sex in

BDSM is about being spanked, choked, and cumming with shivering 🥵

She hasn't had sex in six months. We're gonna fuck her with a boyfriend now

I'm ovulating, can't teach 😒 I want to give to students

She's stuck in the middle of nowhere - I'm gonna fuck her and then I'm gonna get her 😉

Boyfriend dumped me - minus the vibe! Revenge with the wrong man - plus vibe!

Wow, bro, thanks - two times in a row even a guy hasn't cum in me yet

You want a blowjob, no problem! I love it, and I take it on my face

Sister, you show me your boobs, too, or how am I supposed to choose who's better?

You asked for a massage, what the fuck is a squirt and a creampie, sister? 😳

Took me by the balls and that's when I realized she was the one 😍

You fuck a black girl with a black dick, and the lover's got just the right kind

I tied up my mom for my dad, but he didn't come home, so I went in

Son, stop doing nonsense, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

"You want to fuck your neighbor, go ahead, just don't leave me!"

I licked the boss, in case she gives me a bonus, I'll spend it on a girl ❤️

My girlfriend won't know how her sister cums on me 😉

That's where I finally fucked up — my sister asked me to anal

A classmate allowed herself to be groped for help with English

I don't give a fuck if I didn't pass the boss! Look how many orgasms I gave my wife

The student has a boner. That's a plus! I'll give him knowledge and I'll fuck him

No rent, just sex! Instead of money, fuck me once a month