I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

When a girl doesn't need to be asked — she sucks her dick and rubs her pussy

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

Stranger girl, you want free pizza, show me how you give a blowjob

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

My husband hasn't forgiven me for the last time I was unfaithful, and my ass is in sperm again

Domestic violence doesn't stop incest — I suck your dick and you do the dishes

So that's how poor college girls pay for rent

Knows there will be more sperm if you lick for a guy's balls

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."