You think you show me your pussy and I'm ready to give it to you in my mouth? Basically, yeah

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Brother, while you're playing on the Xbox, I've already fucked all your friends

She gives herself again for the new year, and then asks for expensive clothes

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick