"I'm busy, let me play The Witcher!" — but my sister needs a penis right away

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Gave a stranger a call, and she got on his dick in gratitude

Stay home because of the quarantine and fill your lover's face with sperm!

I'll take off my teacher's pants and fuck him — it's more fun to fuck

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Did you get socks and shower gel for February 23? I got a blowjob