I only come with a squirt, but you have to fuck me to do that, right?

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

It's a pussy grab! I blackmailed a squirt out of my roommate

I didn't know she squirted from double penetration - what a stepmom

There's a reason I chose a guy based on penis size - and cum, and lots of sperm

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

Offers to cum on your tits, who are you to say no?

I warned her that she couldn't drink, otherwise she'd give it — well, what can you do...

Son, how fucking good for a first time, are you sure you're a virgin?

Oh, I got semen in my mouth. It's not like your mouth was closed to vulgarity

Student, why are you so impudent? Take off your pants, I'll punish you

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Courier, I don't want pizza from you, I want sperm in my pussy. Just get on with it

The student has a boner. That's a plus! I'll give him knowledge and I'll fuck him

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

Shit, I was jerking off, and now I'm cumming inside of me 😰

Oh stop showing me your boobs! No, keep going 🤤

It's a wank vibrator, you don't massage your face with it, you massage your G-spot!

"Dad, are you jerking off?" — "Well, how am I supposed to have fun without Mom?"

I knew he had a boner - he always does when I'm in stockings

The payment at the psychologist's office went through and... she sucked me off and gave me a blowjob! 😳

You're the reason NoNutNovember failed 🤯 But that sex was perfect 🤤

The condom ripped during sex - that's how I cum in my friend's fiancée 🫣