Come on, teach me about sex, or do I have to lick your ass? Oh, really?

Nothing, it's easier to fuck a drunken Asian girl

Why the fuck is my mother in the kitchen completely naked? Does she want to fuck?

I always give on the 1st date - what if he doesn't fuck me to orgasm?

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

Don't yell so loud from your anal orgasm, you'll wake up your father

Girls weren't interested until my mom showed me her boobs, and I got up right away

Young man, are you short of breath? I'll decide that, there's nothing to complain about

A dick is good, but when a friend girl jerks off before orgasm, it's priceless

Passersby were fucking with the gearbox, the dildo on the window, and the dick

She is horny to the point of squirting from foreplay, and I'm not even in it yet

Oh, the Asian girl is trembling with orgasm - it means she's about to sit on his cock

I put it in my girlfriend, I'll have to fuck my sister, too, or she'll be offended

Son, don't you even know how to fuck? Well, take off your pants, I'll teach you

Oh, honey, I forgot to put my panties on - can you put them on your dick?

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Giving in the ass - appreciate it, but if you want an orgasm, take a chance and give a pussy

She wants to get fucked and her pussy won't stay in her underpants - this mama's gonna get it

I tried, I fucked her, and she came. I'm gonna cum on her face, too

Are you jerking off on me? Yeah, I'm not wearing panties, so you better piss off

Turns out that in order to come with a squirt, you had to fuck your ass

I squirted on my friend's girl and she left, now I'm squirting on his dick

Wow, she sure likes it on my dick - look how she's sweating

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave