Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Bro, my boyfriend is an asshole, so you're fucking me now, okay?

If my husband gives it to me in the morning, it means he didn't fuck anyone last night, so I'll check it out

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

Massaged, now masturbate - I'll cum, and then I'll leave the office

Don't be shy, cum in my wife - nothing is spared for a friend

Tangled up in handcuffs? Suck me, I'll help you, don't leave me in the lurch