Give me your address and pussy — I'll give you a ride in the car and on my dick

You know, I don't give it to strangers in the anus, so let's get acquainted

Late for her date again, but the bitch is fucking sorry

Call me what you want, but I gave it to the first man I met in my pussy

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

I don't have any money, but I'm not wearing any panties either — let me pay with my body

My mother taught me to thank for help with money... or my crotch

To hell with romance — better take a picture of my pussy getting fucked

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

Wife, what the hell? I bring you to the mall and you're in the car jerking off

If you like to ride, you like to suck strangers' cocks, bitch

Will you take me for a ride in your car? And I'll show you my tits, or I'll put my ass on it

Want to ride in someone else's car? Sure, but sex first

This redhead will let anyone she meets into the car, as long as he has a penis

If you drive girls in a cab, it's the shameless ones

She saw a stranger jerking off and immediately decided to help the man

You'll make it to college, you'd better fuck your stepmother before she minds

Dude, your car is so cool, it makes me want to give you

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

Hey, I'm your brother, I don't have to suck up for the ride at all

All you have to do is suck a cab driver's dick and eat his sperm, and you don't have to pay

Halfway there, she announced to the cab driver that she had no money — how would she pay?

Here's what to get a girl to make the date end in anal

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."