Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Mom jerks off and doesn't cums. So she can't get enough of my dick

Oh, are we still doing sports? That feels good, I just came

Brother, why the fuck would you pay that kind of money to a prostitute? I'll give it to you

Why so embarrassed, never had a girlfriend? Seize the moment while I give it to you

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I fucked my mother's friend, but not a word to her! In case she gets jealous

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Okay, I agree to make amateur homemade porn, but don't show it to your friends 🤫

Whoa, she's masturbating! What would happen if I showed her my dick?

Caught a girl cheating - who gives a fuck, it's all right for a friend

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

You fucked everyone in the game, but you should have fucked my anus

So my sister can have sex with my father, but I can't have sex with her husband?

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

Stepdad, teach me how to have sex, it's like going on a date as a virgin

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now