You take me out on a date, I'll give you - you up for that, bro?

POV: you come home and she's ready for reconciliation sex 😳

What the fuck? 🤯 I opened my eyes and my sister was under the blanket sucking my dick

Oh, I pissed in my sister 😶 I'll tell his girlfriend it was an accident

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Put on a condom just like my dad taught me, except my stepmom has my end in her 😳

My wife doesn't give me that kind of jerk-off massage. Thanks, I'll come again!

It's my eyes, isn't it? Or did the stepmother really come without panties?

Wow, she's seducing me with her bare tits 🤯 And my sister has a boyfriend

I came fast. It's okay, I'll put my dick in her cum and we'll continue

She goes door-to-door seducing men and they willingly stick it in her 👉🏻👌🏻

Why would you work with an ass like that? For money, let me touch it

She didn't need to be blackmailed, she took the dick and sucked it herself

Woke up and she was cums on my dick 😳 Wouldn't that fuck you up?

Are you really gonna walk down the street with cum on your face? (yes 👀)

Oh, I shouldn't have come inside - she'll have to give birth to me 🤯

- Honey, I wish the third person would join us. (yay, he said yes!)

You're a virgin 😯 Don't worry, you're about to become a swinger with us 😏

I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

Cum dick in stepmom 😳 I didn't know it could get you pregnant

I can't pay the cab driver, what can I do? I'll give it to him and swallow his cum 🤞

Boss, get undressed, I want you! And I won't leave you without a smack!

All alone in the woods 👀 Is it okay if I piss in her?

You see, it's not just the kitchen pipes that leak, I have to lick THERE