"Honey, wake up, I have a surprise for your tight pussy!"

I bought my girlfriend a season ticket to the pool, and she kicked me in the ass for it

What did you want? If you like sailing, you also like jumping on a dick

Fucked me deep in the mouth, almost choked? Now I'm gonna fuck your pussy, too

How nice it is to help around the house — you do the dishes and your wife is already naked

The penis is too big for her pussy, but it's just right for her ass

She just rubbed her wet pussy on my dick, and I was already cumming

At first she was embarrassed to even show her pussy, but then she got a taste for it

I gave it in the pussy, I gave it in the anus, but can you take two cocks at once?

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

She came from a party and stood up — no one fucked her there, they'll fuck her at home

And my sister didn't lie — you have a big dick. How do you fuck?

He fucked his beloved to make her cum, but ended up cumming twice himself

It's not for nothing how much you screamed with your dick in your ass — the hole is already stretched out

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Brother, what are you doing? I just wanted to touch the ass

Oh, my mom needs the money - she's about to break down and go to jail

Showed all the holes, he stuck it in his ass - good choice!

Ready to cheat, just to have my brother fuck me (and do the dishes 👀)

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

You're fucking cumming, you want some more? I'll fuck you, but I'll risk cumming in you

Take your dick out of your mouth and tell me what you're doing under your brother's blanket

Oh, I'm fucking my girlfriend's boyfriend. She won't be offended. That's the kind of dick you have to share

Are you sure it's your first anal? The dick went in easily. Who fucked you in there?