Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

Her ass is on fire from a hard flogging, so it's time to get it rough from behind

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Lucky friend - he hears my moans and immediately comes running with a hard-on

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I know it's your first time - I'll cum in your ass and it'll feel better

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster