I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

I didn't cum in you, don't worry! I promised on your face, I will

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

- Wait, there's a friend girl! - Let her close her eyes, I want to have sex

It's her first time sucking me, and I just cum in my mouth - let her get used to it

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

I don't give my wife cunnilingus myself - let a friend lick her to orgasms

Fucking publicly in the pool and not embarrassed, so she learned how to swim

Everybody should see those tits! So I'm fucking her at the panoramic windows

How can you sleep when you're next to such an asshole - help, daddy won't know

Ero massage? I thought it was going to be a regular... Well, you get me hot, you fuck me

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

Don't be gentle, fuck two cocks at once, my wife is experienced

You can't just sleep in the same bed with your mother, you have to fuck!

Awkward to fuck a friend's girlfriend, but look how she's flowing on his dick