Fuck me, but don't fire me! You hired me for my tits

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

She's drunk and now she wants me - her dad doesn't fuck her, what's that got to do with me? 😫

You promised to teach me how to kiss, and now my sperm is leaking out of her

She came and asked me to fuck her 😏 Who am I not to cum on her face?

You give a guy his first time, and he cums in you. What do you do?

Shh, or the girl wakes up and it's a threesome

She didn't need to be blackmailed, she took the dick and sucked it herself

He's making a wet fuss! I'm gonna buy a massage membership with this guy

Offer to kiss and she opens her legs - I'll give her cunnilingus 🤤

Mmm, she's got a nice ass. I'm gonna fuck her, and I'm gonna come in her mouth

While the guys are watching soccer, I scored my 2nd goal by̶r̶e̶m̶n̶a̶a̶y̶

That's why she goes to a man for a massage - he puts it in her, well!

Okay, you've got a sperm stasis, sex with a titty nurse will help

What a fool! I took it out in time, but I put it back in. Can I do that?

The neighbor has a big dick, I found out 😏 Husband's not home, I'll come by for a creampie

For rent to fuck? No problem! But my boyfriend can't know

She let me come inside her so I could be a father. Thanks, stupid

No job, but she sucks a guy's dick and he gives her money for sex

She lied to her husband about being on a business trip, but she's in the hotel fucking her boss

I like your dick, bro - we're stepbrothers, can I suck your dick?

Tits like that, can't resist 😳 Thought I was going to the gym, now I'm fucking her 🙄

Don't argue, you both suck so fucking hard! Which one of you swallowed all the cum?

Why are you fucking with me? I won't suck you off, and I won't be blackmailed