I came inside and wished on New Year's Eve that she wouldn't get pregnant - safe 👌🏻

Wow, he's giving me my first time! I'll give you a creampie then, okay?

Whoa, she's not wearing panties! I don't need blackmail, she'll just give it to me

I don't have a boyfriend, but I'm horny, so I'm not gonna jerk off, I'm gonna call a handyman

Is that a creampie? Well, happy New Year, honey, I guess you're a father now

I'm not a ladies' man, but it's not too bad for my neighbor. He wanted to get to know me better