I want to sleep with you, I'll suck and share your pussy - let me in, bro

Asking for pantyhose to rip and cum - understood, accepted, handled 🫡

She can't stop watching porn, but she's always horny, so she's easy to fuck

Phew, thanks for not going in - I got it out before I became a daddy

That's the risk - someone might have seen me cramming it in the entryway

For a guy, it's an outrage. But I'll fuck my brother for a change

I don't talk her into sex, I just show her my dick, and then she does it herself

Cunnilingus and piss in her panties, I think I passed physics