They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Left a friend alone with his wife, and guess what? His dick is in her cunt! 😤

What are you doing, I'm not ready! Instead of a massage, you're fucking me in the ass

I fucked my stepdad, but my mom's home, I wish I hadn't spilled my guts

His stepmother is seducing him with her tits and he doesn't even know it 🤭

You have a boner for my ass 😳 Apologize! And pay money for sex

Is she hinting at anal sex? 🙄 I'll think about it, and of course I'll say yes

You okay with a dick in your ass? Make sure he doesn't fuck you too hard

Penetration and cum on my face 😳 Yoga with my brother went pussy

My stepmother is a slut! After blackmailing me, she sucked my dick

Sorry if I offended 🙄 cunnilingus and creampie will make up for it, eh?

I'm going to put it inside you. And you'll lose weight! I promise you that

Oh, sorry, wrong door. Oh, well, fuck me now

He promised no penetration, how come? And now I'm going into labor 😱

Boyfriend doesn't lick? What a jerk 🤬 Be thankful you have a brother

Okay, I won't tell my dad about the affair. Because my mom does it with me, too

Can we get a doggystyle maid? Cause I'm dying to fuck someone

She's sucking my dick in front of everyone. Do I care about sports? - No 🤤

It's not cheating! Your wife asked you to test your fidelity

Well, I fucked you for a while 😌 And go back to your yoga

The trainer hard banged a skinny bikini in the gym

Are you sure no one's gonna burn us? Because I've never been fucked in two dicks before

The boss taught a subordinate a lesson by making him suck his dick and fuck her

You're sticking your dick in my ass. 👆 You get tips for that