A friend only fucks his girlfriend, and I'm a free man — I choose

And I twisted and turned — I wanted to be fucked

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Cum in me and then he puts it on his dick again, no pity for his narrow pussy

I got an F again, that's why my brother's dick is in it, so it doesn't stink

I burned my friends in the woods, but I didn't bother them — let them come

What do you mean, your ass isn't ready for anal? You can fit your fingers in there

I put my dick down her throat and she doesn't even choke

Now the towel will fall down, my brother will see my naked body and fuck me

Buddy, you got a big dick? Oh, come and fuck me, the guy can't

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

Honey, while my friend is wearing headphones, hurry up and get in my pussy

I love a sweetheart — I don't put my dick in her mouth, but I do put it in her pussy

Oops, cums thong on the delivery girl — well, I'll buy it for my wife anyway

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

My friend is not yet a masseur, but he is already sticking three fingers up his clients' anuses

Will she wake up if I touch her tits? Oops, I'll fuck her, too

Romance is cunnilingus, blowjobs, sex by weight and a lot of sperm on your face

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

You will swear at me, and I will spank you and fuck you in the throat

Honey, let's swap — you give me anal and I'll give you Mortal Kombat

Honey, why the hell are you masturbating? I'd rather fuck your anus

I'll write to a hottie from a dating site, maybe she'll come and give it to me in the anus

Yes, anal can be painful, but what vivid orgasms, honey!