The hitchhiker doesn't understand hints of sex, I'll lick his dick. Is that understood?

An accident on a train that will never happen to you. Or will it?

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

Living in the hostel and still no boyfriend? We'll fix that in two dicks

This is blackmail! I'll tell your husband you're fucking me if you don't give it to me!

The sister came unannounced and got into her brother's p

I'm gonna jerk off and it'll be fine. I've been in medicine for years

Oh, you poured sperm all over my tits - that's okay, but don't tell your husband

Guys took a girl out into the countryside and threw a threesome

I watched my sister being fucked by her boyfriend... Can I do that too?

He fucked me properly and taught me different positions. I didn't cheat with my brother for nothing

Let's do it without a condom 🙂 I like you and you have a nice dick

One in the mouth, the other in the cunt - why choose? I'll fuck both

Mom, are you sure it's a surprise for me? Okay, I'll fuck you, I'll deal with it later

I'm fucking her in the ass and she's married. The flight attendant's a hot mess

Fuck me quick, don't be shy, my mother's turned away

That's what really got me high, watching them suck my dick

You interrupted my jerking off, son! Fuck me now, you've seen it all, and I haven't come

She takes off her condom and then wonders why semen is spilling out of her

You're not getting laid! We'll fix it, show me what's in your underpants 👀

You guys are the reason I'm in a flood! So fuck me with two dicks non-stop

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

I went to "college girls" and got burned! But she offered me sex, so I didn't blow it

Not just squirt, but PRO level - we have neighbors complaining about a flood